Nate Lanxon

Hollyoaks gave me terminal dysentary

Well, it didn’t. But it made me want to contract it just so I had something more pleasant to focus on.

I haven’t sat and watched TV in years and making the mistake of enduring 2 minutes of that retarded show reminds me why I won’t have broadcast television in a house I own — buggered if I’m supporting the production of something that will, in all likelihood, give you advanced feelings of personal fail.